Friday, September 14, 2012

RETURN OF THE DICKS

Oh, oo-o-oh, come on, ooh, yeah
Well I tried to tell you so (yes, I did)
But I guess you didn't know, as I said the story goes
Baby, now I got the flow
'Cos I knew it from the start
Baby, when you broke my heart
That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real

(You lied to me) all those times I said that I love you
(You lied to me) yes, I tried, yes, I tried
(You lied to me) even though you know I'd die for you
(You lied to me) yes, I cried, yes, I cried

1-(Return of the Dicks) it is
(Return of the Dicks) come on
(Return of the Dicks) oh my God
(You know that I'll be back) here I am
(Return of the Dicks) once again
(Return of the Dicks) pump up the world
(Return of the Dicks) watch my flow
(You know that I'll be back) here I go

So I'm back up in the game
Running things to keep my swing
Letting all the people know
That I'm back to run the show
'Cos what you did, you know, was wrong
And all the nasty things you've done
So, baby, listen carefully
While I sing my come-back song

2-(You lied to me) 'cos she said she'd never turn on me
(You lied to me) but you did, but you do
(You lied to me) all these pains you said I'd never feel
(You lied to me) but I do, but I do, do, do

(Return of the Dicks) here it is
(Return of the Dicks) hold on
(Return of the Dicks) don't you know
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the Dicks) oh little girl
(Return of the Dicks) wants my pearl
(Return of the Dicks) up and down
(You know that I'll be back) round and round
(rpt 2, 1)

(You know that I'll be back) don't you know

(Return of the Dicks) here it is
(Return of the Dicks) hold on
(Return of the Dicks) be strong
(You know that I'll be back) here I go
(Return of the Dicks) my little girl
(Return of the Dicks) wants my pearl
(Return of the Dicks) up and down
(You know that I'll be back) round and round

#VIVATHEDICKS

@blockhamswdicks

THE AGONY OF THE DEEPTHROAT


DICKAPALOOZA


@theblockhams


@kmeinke just survived my first porn-related parody/plagiarizing. Too soon.

SURVIVAL IMPLIES THAT IT IS OVER. #VIVATHEDICKS #THEDICKSWILLNOTBESILENCED #DON'TPOKEASLEEPINGDICK

COCKSPLOSION


ONE DICK TWO DICK RED DICK BLUE DICK


DICKS HAVE FEELINGS TOO


I SEE A WHITE COCK AND I HAVE TO PAINT IT BLACK


COCKMENDOUS


DICKNIFICENT


PENISTACULAR!!


DICKERIFFIC!!


COCKTASTIC!



VIVA THE DICKS!

The Blockhams thought they could silence the dicks. Foolish. VIVA THE DICKS!